A Year Ago Today…

I was rolling in the hay.

There wasn’t much to say.

It was time to play.

The night became the day.

I was just so very gay.

And then I lost my way.

And I lost my publishing kit and finding it was a giant, impossible, negatory, NAY!

Harumph. Never trust your competition. When they send a tall, dark, square-jawed and bedroom-eyed hunk to thoroughly drill you on your publishing process – you may as well expect to get taken for all you have in the publishing world. That jerk stole my kit, and now one year later, I was finally able to get it back. Which, I’d love to thank my good friend, Ilarra Stormrunner, for nomming on that man’s brains until he gave up the location. And yes, authorities, this is a published article and in no way proven non-fiction, making a case against Ilarra nomming brains based on this article inadmissable in the courts of Stormwind.

After all, nomming could mean playing chess, and brains could be complete innuendo! (Hey, I know my good friends and you don’t!)

Oh, um, right! Where was I?

So Don Juan Cassanova Fordragon put me out of business for a year, but he didn’t stop me permanently! Raya’s Ramblings is back in a Stormwind Bugle near you, and I intend to have all sorts of fun articles going on soon! Rumor even has it that I may be pinning down the elusive Tarquin ap Danwyrith (GET IT RIGHT, PUNK!) for an all access interview!

But I have to cut this short now; my player has a raid and if I make her keep writing past her start time, she won’t feed me any xanax to make this page reeeeeeeally good!

“Ta!”